Welcome to This Isn’t Top Scallops, a Top Chef fantasy league! This page will be home to the league’s rules, draft summary, episode-by-episode recaps, advanced metrics, and assorted memes.
Special credit to Janet for assisting with creating the rules and visualizations!
It’s great to be back! This was a very exciting first episode that saw the all-stars compete in a mise en place relay Quickfire outside Griffith Observatory and a fire-only Elimination Challenge on the beach. Some of the contestants came out of the gate running (Gregory, Melissa), while others looked rusty in their first challenges back (Lee Anne, Kevin).
Special shout-out to Bryan Voltaggio’s elimination challenge dish, which takes the “I guess you need to taste it IRL because it really looks terrible and that’s the fundamental flaw with cooking shows on TV” prize of the week.
Here is this week’s recap of winners, losers, and our standings so far.
After 1 week, here are the current standings. This counts everyone’s earned Episode Scores and projects Ranking Scores based on who’s been eliminated.
| Current Standing | Team | Members | Projected Final Score | Total Episode Points | Final Ranking Points Lost | Scaled Episode Points | Scaled Final Ranking Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) | Elsa Voytas | 0.86 | 45 | 0 | 0.71 | 1.00 |
| 2nd | Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) | Chris Issa | 0.72 | 55 | 8 | 1.00 | 0.43 |
| 3rd | Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) | Katya Myagkova | 0.68 | 55 | 9 | 1.00 | 0.36 |
| 4th | It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) | Maddy Kornhauser | 0.67 | 47 | 6 | 0.77 | 0.57 |
| 5th | Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) | Divya Khandke | 0.67 | 42 | 4 | 0.63 | 0.71 |
| 6th | Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | 0.66 | 46 | 6 | 0.74 | 0.57 |
| 7th | Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) | Jackie Weidman | 0.66 | 39 | 3 | 0.54 | 0.79 |
| 8th | Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) | Claire Jaffe | 0.64 | 50 | 8 | 0.86 | 0.43 |
| 9th | Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) | Janet Xu | 0.62 | 48 | 8 | 0.80 | 0.43 |
| 10th | Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) | Tiffany Hudson / Steven | 0.60 | 45 | 7 | 0.71 | 0.50 |
| 11th | The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) | Tobin Stuff | 0.59 | 51 | 10 | 0.89 | 0.29 |
| 12th | G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) | Ada Rustow | 0.58 | 28 | 1 | 0.23 | 0.93 |
| 13th | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) | Eugene Chong | 0.53 | 50 | 11 | 0.86 | 0.21 |
| 14th | Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) | Sarah Mandell | 0.48 | 46 | 11 | 0.74 | 0.21 |
| 15th | Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) | Gracie Himmelstein | 0.43 | 40 | 10 | 0.57 | 0.29 |
| 16th | Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | 0.42 | 49 | 14 | 0.83 | 0.00 |
| 17th | Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) | Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | 0.39 | 25 | 5 | 0.14 | 0.64 |
| 18th | The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) | Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | 0.38 | 47 | 14 | 0.77 | 0.00 |
| 19th | High Steaks (Emma Dries) | Emma Dries | 0.38 | 42 | 12 | 0.63 | 0.14 |
| 20th | Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) | Kate Dries | 0.33 | 33 | 10 | 0.37 | 0.29 |
| 21st | Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) | Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | 0.32 | 35 | 11 | 0.43 | 0.21 |
| 22nd | Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) | Amie Patel | 0.31 | 29 | 9 | 0.26 | 0.36 |
| 23rd | Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) | Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | 0.20 | 29 | 12 | 0.26 | 0.14 |
| 24th | NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) | Sherry Cao | 0.10 | 20 | 11 | 0.00 | 0.21 |
The red team won with two dishes: a delicious char-grilled artichoke with tahini and a chewy-but-tasty-looking artichoke tortellono.
Winner: No one winner was announced.
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Honorable Mentions: Melissa, Joe, Jamie, Kevin, and Bryan
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Winning Dishes
Winner: Gregory!
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Honorable Mentions: Stephanie and Jamie on the winning team. Melissa and Jen also got special shout-outs from the judges.
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Eliminated:
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Winning Dishes
Losing Dish
The top 3 scorers in points for this episode are Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova), Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa), and The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff).
Here are the overall standings in Episode Score after the first episode.
We won’t know the final Ranking Scores until the season is over, but we can get a sense of how people are doing based on where they ranked contestants that have already been eliminated (notwithstanding possible Last Chance Kitchen comebacks).
Incredibly, Elsa, who has never seen Top Chef, but admittedly loves gambling, is the only one to have guessed this week’s loser. She leads in this category.
Here’s where things stand currently.
Lastly, here’s a look at how everyone’s team is doing after Week 1.
| Team | Members | First Place | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Last Place |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) |
Tiffany Hudson / Steven | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Jamie Lynch | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Stephanie Cmar | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz |
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Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) |
Janet Xu | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes |
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Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) |
Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll |
| Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa |
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Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) |
Elsa Voytas | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto |
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G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) |
Ada Rustow | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Brian Malarkey |
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High Steaks (Emma Dries) |
Emma Dries | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes |
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Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) |
Sarah Mandell | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey |
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It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) |
Maddy Kornhauser | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
| Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | Joe Sasto | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll |
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Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) |
Katya Myagkova | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Kevin Gillespie | Jamie Lynch |
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Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) |
Kate Dries | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey | Jennifer Carroll |
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NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) |
Sherry Cao | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes | Stephanie Cmar | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey |
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Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) |
Divya Khandke | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
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Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) |
Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Eric Adjepong | Joe Sasto | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes |
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Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) |
Chris Issa | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Kevin Gillespie | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Jamie Lynch | Melissa King |
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Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) |
Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Angelo Sosa | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey |
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Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) |
Claire Jaffe | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Stephanie Cmar | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie |
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The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) |
Tobin Stuff | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen |
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The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) |
Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
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Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) |
Gracie Himmelstein | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll |
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Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) |
Amie Patel | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Jamie Lynch | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie |
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Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) |
Jackie Weidman | Jennifer Carroll | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong |
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Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) |
Eugene Chong | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
This week’s recap is a guest post from my roommate, Janet!, who graciously agreed to write this summary after I whined “No! I don’t want to!” She also happens to be from LA and rolled her eyes when they called Hollywood a “neighborhood.” When I asked Janet to join the league last year, she rejected the invite by saying “lol no,” and then almost immediately got such intense FOMO that she asked me to bcc her on all the recap emails. And now she’s here, writing paragraphs of this stuff.
This week’s episode was all about honoring the late Jonathan Gold, a beloved food critic who very effectively communicated the fact that the best food in LA is found in strip malls (if you are in search of more streamable content, might I suggest the fantastic Jonathan Gold/Los Angeles documentary, City of Gold?) The cheftestants skipped the Quickfire challenge in favor of eating through said strip malls and being ferried around LA in BMWs (deeply ironic as Jonathan Gold was known for his 1998 Dodge pick-up).
The cuisines featured in this food-porn montage covered everything from Filipino to Szechuan to Indian to Mexican to Thai, a selection that varied almost as much as the cheftestants’ levels of judgment and risk taking. Nini managed to pull off an Asian/Jewish/Mexican “masa ball soup” that landed her in the top three, while Steph Cmar decided that Top Chef All Stars would be a totally great time to try her hand at making Indian food for Padma. Needless to say, the Indian nacho was a no-go. Maybe she should have taken a page out of Nini’s book and called it a “naancho”?
At least Steph went out of her comfort zone. The guests at the Union Station were also privy to two crudos and two tartares (yawn). One of the tartares came from Melissa King, who gets a special shoutout from me this week because it turns out that homegirl is from Alhambra, which is right next to my own hometown. After that backstory about having to learn to be proud of being Chinese, I legitimately felt like a race traitor for not putting her first in my rankings. Her tartare also seemed pretty good, even if some misplaced peppers gave Tom’s mouth a bit of a burn. Speaking of incredible burns, the other tartare came from Brian Malarkey and was so extra that guest judge Ruth Reichl called it “the kind of showoff dish that a lot of people who hate restaurants hate about restaurants.” Oof.
But it turns out that Ruth Reichl reserved her most cutting remarks for Angelo, whose poor tuna apparently “died in vain.” In addition to producing an alternative pronunciation of “turmeric” so confidently said that I questioned the lines between TV and reality and reality TV, Angelo made a really sweet soup that the judges (and Jen Caroll, tbh) hated. Angelo packed his knives to face off against Joe Sasto in the season’s first Last Chance Kitchen episode, and poor sweet Angelo lost out there as well. Pour one out for Angelo. Pour one out for Jonathan Gold. And while we’re at it, pour one out for restaurants and especially restaurant workers.
Finishing off the toasts on a more uplifting note: this week’s Elimination Challenge winner goes to Kevin Gillespie for making a delicious looking little pork ball (guys I know so much about food) topped with “Granny’s” apple butter, which Ruth Reichl implored him to bottle and sell. A feel-good win, especially after that heart-tugging backstory about his recent bout with cancer. When Kevin said “I’m here to prove that I’m still alive,” I knew he was either going home or winning the challenge. I, like everyone else who ranked him in their top 8, am glad it was the latter.
/- Janet
About the Author: Janet Xu is a Ph.D candidate in the Department of Culinary Anthropology at Princeton University’s Gusteau Institute. Her research focuses on the intercultural perceptions of the differences between soups and sauces. She recently published an Op-Ed in the New York Times arguing that cereal is, in fact, soup. In her free time, Janet measures the amount of air included in different bags of chips.
Send me pics and highlights (cooking and personal) to include in next week’s edition. In other words, send noods!
Chris and Katya got a shout-out from Padma on Twitter, which is cool. But where are the pics of the actual stew, guys? What the fuck!
Not to be a one-upper, but Janet and Eugene got a pity Instagram like from Tom last Halloween after they creepily dressed up as him and erstwhile Last Chance Kitchen sponsor Hidden Valley Ranch®. Affirm us, Tom! Pour one out for Hidden Valley Ranch, who’s been usurped by BMW this season.
Claire made a delicious banana bread last week. And big ups to the mysterious goop in the red tupperware, the rhythm instrument to the banana bread’s lead guitar. We see you, goop!
For his homework, Eugene had to identify “ships” in some satellite images. That sure doesn’t look like a ship!
Sarah made some awesome dumplings, but more importantly, check out the coaster. I fucking love projections.
Stephen’s been doing his part to singlehandedly keep the Genesee Brewing Company in business. Who needs a bail-out bill when you’ve got friends like these?
Gracie made a v tasty Burmese chicken noodle dish called /reads notes/ pasta carbonara. White sauce strikes again!
Jackie broke quarantine to go join the fools on the beach in Florida. Shame, Jackie, shame!
Emily made some tasty ’dillas. She tells me the thumb was the best part!
Lastly, Natasha baked two foccacia breads: one with cherry tomatoes & garlic and one with baby freshwater eels! Even stranger than the eels, though, is her pronunciation of foccacia. “foh-coh-shyuh”? come on!
Like all Asian men on Twitter, Eugene is trying to grow facial hair for the first time. Here’s a ~15 day update. In the words of his good friend Milo, who’s on a similar endeavor:
After 2 weeks, here are the current standings. This counts everyone’s earned Episode Scores and projects Ranking Scores based on who’s been eliminated.
| Current Standing | Team | Members | Projected Final Score | Total Episode Points | Final Ranking Points Lost | Scaled Episode Points | Scaled Final Ranking Points |
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| 1st | Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) | Jackie Weidman | 0.85 | 67 | 4 | 0.70 | 1.00 |
| 2nd | Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) | Janet Xu | 0.78 | 83 | 11 | 1.00 | 0.56 |
| 3rd | Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | 0.78 | 70 | 7 | 0.75 | 0.81 |
| 4th | The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) | Tobin Stuff | 0.60 | 81 | 16 | 0.96 | 0.25 |
| 5th | Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | 0.60 | 80 | 16 | 0.94 | 0.25 |
| 6th | It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) | Maddy Kornhauser | 0.60 | 71 | 13 | 0.77 | 0.44 |
| 7th | High Steaks (Emma Dries) | Emma Dries | 0.57 | 74 | 15 | 0.83 | 0.31 |
| 8th | Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) | Elsa Voytas | 0.57 | 54 | 9 | 0.45 | 0.69 |
| 9th | Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) | Chris Issa | 0.56 | 83 | 18 | 1.00 | 0.12 |
| 10th | Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) | Tiffany Hudson / Steven | 0.55 | 78 | 17 | 0.91 | 0.19 |
| 11th | Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) | Divya Khandke | 0.54 | 74 | 16 | 0.83 | 0.25 |
| 12th | Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) | Gracie Himmelstein | 0.50 | 69 | 16 | 0.74 | 0.25 |
| 13th | Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) | Claire Jaffe | 0.50 | 63 | 14 | 0.62 | 0.38 |
| 14th | G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) | Ada Rustow | 0.50 | 36 | 6 | 0.11 | 0.88 |
| 15th | Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) | Katya Myagkova | 0.49 | 62 | 14 | 0.60 | 0.38 |
| 16th | Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) | Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | 0.44 | 67 | 17 | 0.70 | 0.19 |
| 17th | Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) | Sarah Mandell | 0.37 | 69 | 20 | 0.74 | 0.00 |
| 18th | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) | Eugene Chong | 0.37 | 63 | 18 | 0.62 | 0.12 |
| 19th | Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) | Kate Dries | 0.37 | 46 | 13 | 0.30 | 0.44 |
| 20th | The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) | Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | 0.29 | 54 | 18 | 0.45 | 0.12 |
| 21st | NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) | Sherry Cao | 0.25 | 30 | 12 | 0.00 | 0.50 |
| 22nd | Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) | Amie Patel | 0.24 | 42 | 16 | 0.23 | 0.25 |
| 23rd | Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) | Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | 0.24 | 35 | 14 | 0.09 | 0.38 |
| 24th | Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) | Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | 0.08 | 35 | 19 | 0.09 | 0.06 |
There was no Quickfire this week! What a concept!
Winner: Kevin!
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Honorable Mentions: Bryan and Nini were runners-up.
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Eliminated: Angelo
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Winning Dishes
Losing Dish
The top 3 scorers in points for this episode are Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu), Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven), and High Steaks (Emma Dries).
Here are the overall standings in Episode Score after the second episode.
We won’t know the final Ranking Scores until the season is over, but we can get a sense of how people are doing based on where they ranked contestants that have already been eliminated (notwithstanding possible Last Chance Kitchen comebacks).
Here’s where things stand currently.
Lastly, here’s a look at how everyone’s team is doing after Week 2.
| Team | Members | First Place | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Last Place |
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Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) |
Tiffany Hudson / Steven | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Jamie Lynch | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Stephanie Cmar | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz |
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Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) |
Janet Xu | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes |
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Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) |
Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll |
| Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa |
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Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) |
Elsa Voytas | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto |
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G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) |
Ada Rustow | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Brian Malarkey |
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High Steaks (Emma Dries) |
Emma Dries | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes |
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Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) |
Sarah Mandell | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey |
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It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) |
Maddy Kornhauser | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
| Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | Joe Sasto | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll |
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Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) |
Katya Myagkova | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Kevin Gillespie | Jamie Lynch |
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Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) |
Kate Dries | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey | Jennifer Carroll |
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NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) |
Sherry Cao | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes | Stephanie Cmar | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey |
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Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) |
Divya Khandke | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
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Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) |
Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Eric Adjepong | Joe Sasto | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes |
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Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) |
Chris Issa | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Kevin Gillespie | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Jamie Lynch | Melissa King |
|
Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) |
Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Angelo Sosa | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey |
|
Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) |
Claire Jaffe | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Stephanie Cmar | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie |
|
The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) |
Tobin Stuff | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen |
|
The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) |
Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) |
Gracie Himmelstein | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll |
|
Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) |
Amie Patel | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Jamie Lynch | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie |
|
Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) |
Jackie Weidman | Jennifer Carroll | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong |
|
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) |
Eugene Chong | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
The chefs kicked off this week with a fried rice challenge guest starring Ali Wong and Randall Park, who were presumably there to promote their late 2019 Netflix film Always Be My Maybe. After being disappointed by almost every Netflix Original I’ve ever seen, I some time ago instituted a personal rule to never watch a Netflix Original unless it’s been recommended to me by at least 10 different people (you may find this stupid, but consider that you spent an evening watching Birdbox and I did not). I broke that rule last fall to watch Always Be My Maybe, because Asian-American solidarity, and it was boring, cliche, and saccharine, proving me right once again. It was, however, our boring, cliche, and saccharine movie, and that really meant a lot to /gestures to myself and other Asians/. The truest sign of cultural representation, in my mind, is not to have Parasite winning a bunch of praise and Oscars, but to have a steady supply of mediocre out there, and between this and Crazy Rich Asians, we’re getting there, baby!
Speaking of Asian-American solidarity, not a single Asian chef placed on top in the fried rice Quickfire! Shame level readings (if you’re into that kind of thing) are off the charts right now. Notable dishes include Eric’s only-sounds-good-because-we-know-it-worked-out PB&J fried rice and Nini’s ehhh-not-sure-about-that-one watermelon fried rice. Big ups to Karen as well for nailing the nasi goreng with Hot Cheetos. She may not have won the Quickfire, but she deserves special praise for performing well despite the, um, weird (read: stupid) week for her name.
For the Elimination Challenge, the chefs Zoomed off in their BMW N95s to GoToAMeeting at the Getty Museum. They had split up into Microsoft-Teams-of-3 so they could feed a veritable Houseparty of notable chefs, who would repay their efforts with useful, actionable feedback like “it’s just fish and sauce.” There, they got some FaceTime with Van Gogh and Rembrandt, from whom they hoped to draw inspiration for their dishes. Notably, they also got to Hangout on the Getty Center Tram (shout-out to all the train boys reading). Bryan, rocking his Bluejeans, squeaked and Skyped his way through the whole museum, letting everyone know the bottoms of his sneakers were moist. Cisco WebEx.
Melissa won the week with a just beautiful-looking lobster wonton dish, which I really have nothing to say about because it looked amazing (would eat). Jamie went home for fucking up chicken breasts again, and then he really went home when he went down to Joe Sasto (classic full name only guy) in Last Kance Chicken. The real story here is less about Jamie’s inability to learn how to cook chicken on TV in the three years since he went home for making bad chicken on Season 14 and more about his inability to choose the right part of the chicken to cook.
Parts of the chicken, ranked:
Beak
[…]
99-or-maybe-higher. Breast
Stray Observations (credit to AV Club TV recaps):
Send me pics and highlights (cooking and personal) to include in next week’s edition. In other words, send noods!
Ina Garten is not in the league (though she should be), but she brought us some quarantine cheer by going full Cougar Town on Twitter. I love that for her!
For his Zoom background, Eugene plagiarized a much funnier person from Twitter’s idea. He also watched several hours of Maangchi YouTube videos and made her kimchi jjigae recipe.
Natasha knit a sweater, and it’s very cool! Considering most of her hand is in the frame, however, she is still very bad at taking selfies.
In Public Finance class, Stephen asked the professor an important question about our assignment.
Maddy made a delicious challah bread, which, judging from the photo, is anywhere between 6 inches and 3 feet long.
Tiffany made a single beautifully poached egg, and also some blurry hummus.
Like all Asian men on Twitter, Eugene is trying to grow facial hair for the first time. Here’s a ~22 day update. Looking worse by the day!
After 3 weeks, here are the current standings. This counts everyone’s earned Episode Scores and projects Ranking Scores based on who’s been eliminated.
| Current Standing | Team | Members | Projected Final Score | Total Episode Points | Final Ranking Points Lost | Scaled Episode Points | Scaled Final Ranking Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) | Janet Xu | 0.79 | 127 | 12 | 0.95 | 0.63 |
| 2nd | It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) | Maddy Kornhauser | 0.68 | 116 | 13 | 0.78 | 0.58 |
| 3rd | Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | 0.68 | 99 | 8 | 0.52 | 0.84 |
| 4th | Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) | Jackie Weidman | 0.68 | 89 | 5 | 0.37 | 1.00 |
| 5th | The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) | Tobin Stuff | 0.60 | 130 | 20 | 1.00 | 0.21 |
| 6th | Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | 0.50 | 109 | 18 | 0.68 | 0.32 |
| 7th | High Steaks (Emma Dries) | Emma Dries | 0.48 | 111 | 19 | 0.71 | 0.26 |
| 8th | Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) | Divya Khandke | 0.46 | 112 | 20 | 0.72 | 0.21 |
| 9th | Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) | Claire Jaffe | 0.46 | 95 | 15 | 0.46 | 0.47 |
| 10th | G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) | Ada Rustow | 0.46 | 70 | 8 | 0.08 | 0.84 |
| 11th | Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) | Elsa Voytas | 0.44 | 71 | 9 | 0.09 | 0.79 |
| 12th | Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) | Katya Myagkova | 0.43 | 93 | 16 | 0.43 | 0.42 |
| 13th | Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) | Sarah Mandell | 0.41 | 108 | 21 | 0.66 | 0.16 |
| 14th | Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) | Gracie Himmelstein | 0.41 | 94 | 17 | 0.45 | 0.37 |
| 15th | Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) | Chris Issa | 0.40 | 101 | 19 | 0.55 | 0.26 |
| 16th | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) | Eugene Chong | 0.40 | 101 | 19 | 0.55 | 0.26 |
| 17th | Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) | Tiffany Hudson / Steven | 0.36 | 101 | 21 | 0.55 | 0.16 |
| 18th | Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) | Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | 0.36 | 91 | 18 | 0.40 | 0.32 |
| 19th | The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) | Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | 0.34 | 92 | 19 | 0.42 | 0.26 |
| 20th | Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) | Kate Dries | 0.34 | 75 | 14 | 0.15 | 0.53 |
| 21st | NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) | Sherry Cao | 0.33 | 70 | 13 | 0.08 | 0.58 |
| 22nd | Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) | Amie Patel | 0.27 | 79 | 18 | 0.22 | 0.32 |
| 23rd | Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) | Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | 0.26 | 65 | 14 | 0.00 | 0.53 |
| 24th | Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) | Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | 0.00 | 65 | 24 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
Winner: Kevin again!
🔥 🏆
Honorable Mentions: Eric and Karen
🔥 🥈
Winning Dishes
Winner: Melissa!
👩🍳 🏆
Honorable Mentions: Bryan, Brian, and Eric were runners-up.
👩🍳 🥈
Eliminated: Jamie
☠️
Winning Dishes
Losing Dish
The top 3 scorers in points for this episode are The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff), It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser), and Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu).
Here are the overall standings in Episode Score after the third episode.
We won’t know the final Ranking Scores until the season is over, but we can get a sense of how people are doing based on where they ranked contestants that have already been eliminated (notwithstanding possible Last Chance Kitchen comebacks).
Here’s where things stand currently.
Lastly, here’s a look at how everyone’s team is doing after Week 3.
| Team | Members | First Place | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Last Place |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) |
Tiffany Hudson / Steven | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Jamie Lynch | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Stephanie Cmar | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz |
|
Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) |
Janet Xu | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) |
Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll |
| Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa |
|
Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) |
Elsa Voytas | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto |
|
G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) |
Ada Rustow | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Brian Malarkey |
|
High Steaks (Emma Dries) |
Emma Dries | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) |
Sarah Mandell | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey |
|
It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) |
Maddy Kornhauser | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
| Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | Joe Sasto | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll |
|
Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) |
Katya Myagkova | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Kevin Gillespie | Jamie Lynch |
|
Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) |
Kate Dries | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey | Jennifer Carroll |
|
NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) |
Sherry Cao | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes | Stephanie Cmar | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey |
|
Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) |
Divya Khandke | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
|
Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) |
Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Eric Adjepong | Joe Sasto | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) |
Chris Issa | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Kevin Gillespie | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Jamie Lynch | Melissa King |
|
Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) |
Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Angelo Sosa | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey |
|
Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) |
Claire Jaffe | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Stephanie Cmar | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie |
|
The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) |
Tobin Stuff | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen |
|
The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) |
Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) |
Gracie Himmelstein | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll |
|
Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) |
Amie Patel | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Jamie Lynch | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie |
|
Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) |
Jackie Weidman | Jennifer Carroll | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong |
|
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) |
Eugene Chong | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
They really laid it on thick with the spon-con this week, folks.
Our favorite reality cooking show brought on famous voice actor Kelly Clarkson to promote the postponed-but-thankfully-not-canceled early Oscar-contender film Trolls World Tour, which, in our pre-‘Roni reality, had been scheduled to premiere only 60 minutes following the conclusion of this episode, giving me, as it happens, just enough time to gun it from my apartment in Philly - against all my city planning trainboi ideals - to Times Square, where I could park on a sidewalk using a parking placard I printed at home before settling into my favorite seat at AMC Empire 25 with a bucket of Old Bay crawfish from Bubba Gump Shrimp Company in my lap to catch the midnight showing of Trolls World Tour (ft. Kelly Clarkson), during the previews for which I would daydream about those sequences in TV shows where someone who normally responds “oooo that’s got a bit of a kick to it!” to chipotle aioli visits Miami for a conference / cruise (canceled!) and befriends an attractive
Cuban person who says “Let me show you the real Mee-Ah-Mee” and introduces the out-of-place-and-initially-resistant-but-ultimately-down-because-it’s-Mee-Ah-Mee protagonist to plantains and dancing without the lights on for the first time every night from Monday to Wednesday before he or she needs to go back to looking like Strong Sad (inset, right) in the lame not-Mee-Ah-Mee from whence they came, except in my re-imagining of such the repressed protagonist would actually be my 10 closest friends, and I would be the sexy Cuban, and I’d say “Let me show youse the real New Yawk” before taking, again, my 10 closest friends in life, to the midnight premier of Trolls World Tour where we could sink into the movie like a bath, learn once and for all if it’s the Trolls taking a tour of our world or if it’s us taking a tour of the Trolls’ world (voyeuristic in either case), and slam some Old Bay crawfish with Gregory and Nini, the former of whom, by way of winning the Quickfire (by definition a minimal effort), won the honor, which he and his plus-one, Nini, failed to appropriately appreciate, and the loss of which, per Corona, they have insufficiently lamented on social media, of attending the premier, whereas I, by dint of being merely an un-famous (if not infamous) lifelong Trolls et al. fan, had to contrive, connive, and sleep my way into earning just one elusive ticket, the barcode for which, for those of you who don’t know, I’d tattoo’d Memento-style once across my chest out of fear of losing said ticket and then once more in mirror image across my forehead, because I’m not positive how barcodes and mirrors work, but now that Coronavirus has canceled the premier, I see that all my efforts have been for naught, and it is instead I who is Strong Sad (inset, upper right), doomed to forever walk the Earth like Atlas bearing the cross that is the Trolls World Tour premier: passed, but never seen.
Stray Observations:
Send me pics and highlights (cooking and personal) to include in next week’s edition. In other words, send noods!
Janet made a banana bread recipe, but she substituted a springform for the loaf pan, yielding this high surface area banana pancake.
Emma whipped up this Melissa Clark (v underappreciated, imo!) chicken dish. Note the shine on the bottom right of the plate - oil spatter or one greasy hand?
Eugene and Janet burnt their hands on hot potatoes and made some gnocchi. Love to live an idiom IRL!
Tobin made a delicious egg, steak, rice, and spinach bowl and put it on a plate. Love the streak of sambal oelek on the side - classic chef move.
Like all Asian men on Twitter, Tobin is trying to grow facial hair for the first time. Here’s an update from our guy.
Like all Asian men on Twitter, Eugene is trying to grow facial hair for the first time. Here’s a ~29 day update. Looking bad!
After 4 weeks, here are the current standings. This counts everyone’s earned Episode Scores and projects Ranking Scores based on who’s been eliminated.
| Current Standing | Team | Members | Projected Final Score | Total Episode Points | Final Ranking Points Lost | Scaled Episode Points | Scaled Final Ranking Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) | Maddy Kornhauser | 0.86 | 178 | 13 | 0.89 | 0.84 |
| 2nd | Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) | Janet Xu | 0.82 | 176 | 15 | 0.87 | 0.76 |
| 3rd | Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | 0.69 | 129 | 9 | 0.38 | 1.00 |
| 4th | The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) | Tobin Stuff | 0.68 | 188 | 25 | 1.00 | 0.36 |
| 5th | Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) | Jackie Weidman | 0.62 | 124 | 11 | 0.33 | 0.92 |
| 6th | Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) | Claire Jaffe | 0.59 | 137 | 16 | 0.46 | 0.72 |
| 7th | Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) | Katya Myagkova | 0.58 | 140 | 17 | 0.49 | 0.68 |
| 8th | Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) | Divya Khandke | 0.56 | 154 | 22 | 0.64 | 0.48 |
| 9th | Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) | Sarah Mandell | 0.54 | 155 | 23 | 0.65 | 0.44 |
| 10th | High Steaks (Emma Dries) | Emma Dries | 0.54 | 151 | 22 | 0.61 | 0.48 |
| 11th | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) | Eugene Chong | 0.52 | 146 | 22 | 0.56 | 0.48 |
| 12th | Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) | Elsa Voytas | 0.52 | 98 | 9 | 0.05 | 1.00 |
| 13th | Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | 0.50 | 139 | 21 | 0.48 | 0.52 |
| 14th | Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) | Chris Issa | 0.50 | 131 | 19 | 0.40 | 0.60 |
| 15th | Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) | Gracie Himmelstein | 0.50 | 126 | 18 | 0.35 | 0.64 |
| 16th | G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) | Ada Rustow | 0.46 | 124 | 19 | 0.33 | 0.60 |
| 17th | NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) | Sherry Cao | 0.46 | 105 | 14 | 0.13 | 0.80 |
| 18th | The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) | Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | 0.44 | 131 | 22 | 0.40 | 0.48 |
| 19th | Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) | Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | 0.43 | 98 | 14 | 0.05 | 0.80 |
| 20th | Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) | Kate Dries | 0.42 | 104 | 16 | 0.12 | 0.72 |
| 21st | Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) | Amie Patel | 0.39 | 110 | 19 | 0.18 | 0.60 |
| 22nd | Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) | Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | 0.34 | 108 | 21 | 0.16 | 0.52 |
| 23rd | Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) | Tiffany Hudson / Steven | 0.31 | 136 | 30 | 0.45 | 0.16 |
| 24th | Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) | Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | 0.00 | 93 | 34 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
Winner: Gregory!
🔥 🏆
Honorable Mentions: Karen and Lisa
🔥 🥈
Winning Dishes
Winner: Melissa again!
👩🍳 🏆
Honorable Mentions: Kevin, Gregory, Karen, Jen, Eric
👩🍳 🥈
Eliminated: Lisa
☠️
Winning Dishes
Losing Dish
The top 3 scorers in points for this episode are It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser), The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff), and G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow).
Here are the overall standings in Episode Score after the fourth episode.
We won’t know the final Ranking Scores until the season is over, but we can get a sense of how people are doing based on where they ranked contestants that have already been eliminated (notwithstanding possible Last Chance Kitchen comebacks).
Here’s where things stand currently.
Lastly, here’s a look at how everyone’s team is doing after Week 4.
| Team | Members | First Place | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Last Place |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) |
Tiffany Hudson / Steven | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Jamie Lynch | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Stephanie Cmar | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz |
|
Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) |
Janet Xu | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) |
Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll |
| Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa |
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Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) |
Elsa Voytas | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto |
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G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) |
Ada Rustow | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Brian Malarkey |
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High Steaks (Emma Dries) |
Emma Dries | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes |
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Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) |
Sarah Mandell | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey |
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It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) |
Maddy Kornhauser | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
| Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | Joe Sasto | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll |
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Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) |
Katya Myagkova | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Kevin Gillespie | Jamie Lynch |
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Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) |
Kate Dries | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey | Jennifer Carroll |
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NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) |
Sherry Cao | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes | Stephanie Cmar | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey |
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Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) |
Divya Khandke | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
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Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) |
Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Eric Adjepong | Joe Sasto | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes |
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Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) |
Chris Issa | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Kevin Gillespie | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Jamie Lynch | Melissa King |
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Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) |
Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Angelo Sosa | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey |
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Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) |
Claire Jaffe | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Stephanie Cmar | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie |
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The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) |
Tobin Stuff | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen |
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The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) |
Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
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Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) |
Gracie Himmelstein | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll |
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Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) |
Amie Patel | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Jamie Lynch | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie |
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Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) |
Jackie Weidman | Jennifer Carroll | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong |
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Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) |
Eugene Chong | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
This week’s recap is a guest post from my erstwhile roommate, Emma Dries! I actually owe quite a bit to Emma for expanding my culinary education. As an Asian person lacking in certain enzymes - trying to shoehorn something about being Asian every week - cheese had never really registered on my food radar, let alone been a major part of my diet. This changed when I moved in with Emma and we went to Ikea, where she insisted, “Yes, we really do need a box grater that big.” As it turns out, white people really do eat that much cheese. Thanks to Emma, now I know.
Quickfire
The quickfire this week is sponsored by Metro PCS, which is honestly a major upgrade from the nightmare of Trollspocalypse (though will we ever get a guest judge as cloyingly uplifting as Kelly Clarkson?). The cheftestants enter the kitchen to a bunch of ringing cellphones. On the other line: mothers, siblings, spouses (Ed. Note: should the plural of spouse not be “spice”?). It would appear as though these chefs have been gone for years, rather than weeks, since everyone has apparently forgotten the sound of their loved ones’ voices (“You don’t recognize your own mother’s voice?” “No,” responds Nini, savagely). In Kevin’s words, “The Top Chef kitchen looks very similar to the streets of Manhattan, a bunch of lunatics running around with headphones in their ears, screaming to someone no one else can see.” Sick burn, Kev!
The producers managed to turn the soul crushing nature of spon into an actually interesting challenge: each of the cheftestant’s family members or friends must describe a dish they have just been served at Nancy Silverton’s flagship restaurant, Mozza (Ed. Note: see inset, right).
The chef who recreates the dish best — in this case, Kevin, for his execution of a porkchop with braised beans — wins. Bryan Voltaggio comes in last, all thanks to his sister — the heretofore absent from the Top Chef Universe THIRD Voltaggio sibling — Staci, who leads him into misidentifying hamachi as branzino. Staci’s a pastry chef; don’t expect her to know her fish! Much like the third Hemsworth, you can’t help but feel a little bad for Staci, though in this case not for her relative lack of notoriety, but mostly for having to grow up in that competitive clusterfuck of a family. Unfortunately, while Michael Voltaggio (the hotter, douchier brother) has major himbo energy, all data points to him being an obnoxiously good chef. (This digression reminds me that I used the word himbo to describe the male lover in this poem while teaching my undergrads today. Love to mold young minds)
Moving on….
This episode could be renamed “Battle of the Wife Guys.” Wife guys, ranked:
Kevin “my wife is an incredible communicator” Gillespie. That communication was on clear display with his quickfire win. More than once Kevin also refers to his wife as an “Attorney” rather than a “Lawyer” (is there a difference? This question sent me down a long and ultimately inconclusive internet rabbit hole), making it clear that he knows she’s Hot Shit and wants us to know it, too.
Eric Adjepong ranks a very close second for his vocal appreciation of his wife’s bod (“Janelle walks in with her fine ass”), coupled with his very smooth choice to spend a sliver of his $600 Whole Foods budget on flowers. Looks like Eric’s keyed into his wife’s love languages. We are required to stan.
Brian Malarkey unsurprisingly comes in dead last for the lifeless eyes of the woman who seems to be asking herself, every second of this episode, how she ended up in this situation (and by situation, I mean marriage). If we were still in the business of feeling sorry for the wife of a narcissistic psychopath (tbt 2017), we might call these “Melania Eyes.” Malarkey blames his wife for misstep in his dish and calls the experience a “fun marriage counseling session.” At least someone thinks they were having fun. Somehow Brian Malarkey is only the second most unpleasant man in a fedora I’ve been cursed with laying eyes on today.
Elimination challenge
While the quickfire began with a very topical/appropriate mode of social distancing between the cheftestants and their loved ones (*dons tinfoil hat* what’s the conspiracy here? Did Bravo know?), that is brushed off to the side for the elimination challenge, during which each family member or friend is brought on as sous chef (*removes tinfoil hat*). The chefs are tasked with conceptualizing a specialty product. They are then asked to pair said product with a dish to serve at the Century City mall where once, during a summer internship at ICM, a film agent made me leave work first thing in the morning, run across the street to Zara’s semiannual sale, and buy her everything I could find on the rack in her size (00). Why wasn’t there some delicious mapo tofu or pikliz or calamari bolognese for me to sample on that hot, miserable July morning??
Guests are given one ticket to spent on a product to take home and the chef with the most tickets at the end is safe from elimination. Melissa, on a continued excellence streak, sells over 30 bottles of her peach kimchi vinagrette, which I would happily drink by the quart. Nancy Silverton officially comes on as Guest Judge for this challenge (if you haven’t watched her Chef’s Table episode, do it! But not on an empty stomach). Ultimately, Gregory, Nini and Eric end up on top, with Gregory (and his mom!) clinching the challenge win for his Haitian Creole chicken and pikliz.
Malarkey (poetic justice), Jen, and Stephanie end up on the bottom for a greasy relish, a poorly-textured ginger sauce, and an uninspired chili base, respectively. Jen gets the boot, which bums me out. Jen is the rare example of a Top Chef alum who seems to have grown as both a person and a chef, though I did find her most notorious past moment — eyerolling the judges during a particularly rough judges table in season 6 — kind of iconic. I’ve got my fingers crossed for Jen in LCK, but if she loses that (Ed. Note: she does, RIP), I’m sure we’ll see her again anyway soon. As she says, “hey, I’m from Philly — Rocky keeps coming back,” which I’ll just go out on a limb and say is a reference to the multimillion dollar film franchise.
Stray observations:
Lemons at whole Foods are 69 cents… nice
Lee Anne’s mom gets heat stroke in kitchen and needs to go and rest, but in a very sweet moment of camraderie, everyone else chips in to help her with the rest of prep. Strange parallels to Season 15, where Lee Anne needed to leave the competition early after getting altitude sickness during one of the season’s most iconic challenges . Girl cannot catch a break!
Jen Carroll’s sauce, “Sunny Ginger Lemon Love,” sounds like the names of the four children born to antivax influencers living in Calabasas.
When listing what’s at their place setting, Jen’s sister responds “one wine glass—“ “I don’t need to know anything about what you’re drinking,” Jen says, interrupting, but I’d just like to state that if I were there, I’d love for her to tell me exactly what she was drinking.
/- Emma
About the Author: Emma Dries is a writer and food-lover based out of Baltimore. She is best known for the work she has published as the voice behind the Steak-umm corporate Twitter account, which has become famous for serving as an unlikely but essential voice of reason in this era of disinformation and grift. @Steak-umm first reached out to Emma regarding the position after she tweeted a selfie of herself eating a cheesesteak with the caption “puttin’ the mommy in umami”. Still trying to make “mommy” happen!
A bit light on content this week, folks. Send more pics so this doesn’t become my personal quarantine photo blog even more than it already is!
Eugene had a celebrity Twitter encounter this week when Maangchi, everyone’s internet 엄마 (this means “mommy”), quote-tweeted him. To celebrate, he made Korean garlic chicken, which looked remarkably similar to Panda Express orange chicken.
Eugene has a “namefellow” in Houston who’s very bad at using the internet. I once received receipts for thousands of dollars of electronics billed to him after someone stole his identity (or so he claimed over the phone). It seems that quarantine has been getting to Houston-Eugene-Chong (or his identity thief), as I’ve recently started receiving emails from the service below.
Divya made a delicious bun! She tells me it is filled with pork, but Kyrie Irving once told me to question everything, so until I see the inside of it, I am skeptical.
Like all Asian men on Twitter, Eugene is trying to grow facial hair for the first time. Here’s a ~36 day update. Looks like shit!
After 5 weeks, here are the current standings. This counts everyone’s earned Episode Scores and projects Ranking Scores based on who’s been eliminated.
| Current Standing | Team | Members | Projected Final Score | Total Episode Points | Final Ranking Points Lost | Scaled Episode Points | Scaled Final Ranking Points |
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| 1st | Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) | Janet Xu | 0.86 | 231 | 17 | 0.90 | 0.81 |
| 2nd | It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) | Maddy Kornhauser | 0.81 | 235 | 20 | 0.93 | 0.69 |
| 3rd | The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) | Tobin Stuff | 0.73 | 245 | 26 | 1.00 | 0.46 |
| 4th | Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | 0.72 | 164 | 12 | 0.45 | 1.00 |
| 5th | Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) | Claire Jaffe | 0.70 | 180 | 16 | 0.56 | 0.85 |
| 6th | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) | Eugene Chong | 0.62 | 188 | 22 | 0.61 | 0.62 |
| 7th | Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) | Elsa Voytas | 0.59 | 130 | 13 | 0.22 | 0.96 |
| 8th | Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) | Sarah Mandell | 0.58 | 195 | 25 | 0.66 | 0.50 |
| 9th | High Steaks (Emma Dries) | Emma Dries | 0.57 | 198 | 26 | 0.68 | 0.46 |
| 10th | Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) | Gracie Himmelstein | 0.57 | 174 | 22 | 0.52 | 0.62 |
| 11th | Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | 0.56 | 189 | 25 | 0.62 | 0.50 |
| 12th | Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) | Katya Myagkova | 0.55 | 173 | 23 | 0.51 | 0.58 |
| 13th | The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) | Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | 0.54 | 165 | 22 | 0.46 | 0.62 |
| 14th | Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) | Jackie Weidman | 0.54 | 161 | 21 | 0.43 | 0.65 |
| 15th | NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) | Sherry Cao | 0.52 | 130 | 17 | 0.22 | 0.81 |
| 16th | Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) | Kate Dries | 0.51 | 146 | 20 | 0.33 | 0.69 |
| 17th | Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) | Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | 0.50 | 152 | 22 | 0.37 | 0.62 |
| 18th | G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) | Ada Rustow | 0.47 | 163 | 25 | 0.44 | 0.50 |
| 19th | Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) | Chris Issa | 0.46 | 171 | 27 | 0.50 | 0.42 |
| 20th | Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) | Divya Khandke | 0.44 | 194 | 32 | 0.65 | 0.23 |
| 21st | Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) | Amie Patel | 0.41 | 128 | 22 | 0.20 | 0.62 |
| 22nd | Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) | Tiffany Hudson / Steven | 0.37 | 184 | 34 | 0.59 | 0.15 |
| 23rd | Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) | Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | 0.33 | 115 | 24 | 0.12 | 0.54 |
| 24th | Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) | Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | 0.00 | 98 | 38 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
Winner: Kevin!
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Honorable Mentions: Lee Anne and Melissa
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Winning Dishes
Winner: Gregory!
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Honorable Mentions: Nini and Eric
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Eliminated: Jen
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Winning Dishes
Losing Dish
The top 3 scorers in points for this episode are The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff), It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser), and Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu).
Here are the overall standings in Episode Score after the fifth episode.
We won’t know the final Ranking Scores until the season is over, but we can get a sense of how people are doing based on where they ranked contestants that have already been eliminated (notwithstanding possible Last Chance Kitchen comebacks).
Here’s where things stand currently.
Lastly, here’s a look at how everyone’s team is doing after Week 5.
| Team | Members | First Place | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Last Place |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) |
Tiffany Hudson / Steven | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Jamie Lynch | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Stephanie Cmar | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz |
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Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) |
Janet Xu | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes |
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Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) |
Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll |
| Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa |
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Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) |
Elsa Voytas | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto |
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G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) |
Ada Rustow | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Brian Malarkey |
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High Steaks (Emma Dries) |
Emma Dries | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes |
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Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) |
Sarah Mandell | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey |
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It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) |
Maddy Kornhauser | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
| Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | Joe Sasto | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll |
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Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) |
Katya Myagkova | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Kevin Gillespie | Jamie Lynch |
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Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) |
Kate Dries | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey | Jennifer Carroll |
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NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) |
Sherry Cao | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes | Stephanie Cmar | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey |
|
Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) |
Divya Khandke | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
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Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) |
Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Eric Adjepong | Joe Sasto | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes |
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Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) |
Chris Issa | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Kevin Gillespie | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Jamie Lynch | Melissa King |
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Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) |
Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Angelo Sosa | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey |
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Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) |
Claire Jaffe | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Stephanie Cmar | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie |
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The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) |
Tobin Stuff | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen |
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The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) |
Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
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Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) |
Gracie Himmelstein | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll |
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Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) |
Amie Patel | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Jamie Lynch | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie |
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Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) |
Jackie Weidman | Jennifer Carroll | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong |
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Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) |
Eugene Chong | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
A special guest recap by Gracie!
The episode opens with Nini and Brian Malarkey talking about their love of crystals. “Malarkey loves crystals” Nini says, apparently not realizing the irony. Melissa gets involved, appearing to tie a piece of jade around her neck, before our contestants head out to their Quickfire Challenge.
At the Quickfire challenge we learn our guest judge will be none other than Chris Bianco! Never heard of him? Me neither, but his voice sounds exactly like Don Corleone, which makes me take to him immediately. He introduces himself which a quick backing joke – you learn things and you burn things – and then our Quickfire gets underway. This week’s Quickfire seems appropriate to these coronavirus times when All-Purpose flour seems to be sold out everywhere… the contestants have to showcase a flour that’s not AP. There’s no immunity this week, but the winner will get $5,000 – “that’s a lot of dough” Padma says – nobody laughs. Malarkey finally succeeds in making ice cream, Steph is worried her blue corn gnocchi will “explode into a pile of blue poop,” but ultimately it’s Gregory that wins with Quickfire with his tapioca flour pancake.
Next up we find out about the elimination challenge – it will be celebrating the 100th anniversary of the LA philharmonic (LA existed 100 years ago?), and will require the chefs to work in pairs to “find harmony” between two of the five tastes – sweet/salty/sour/bitter/umami. The chefs draw knives and pair up. Nini and Karen immediately jump for each other, everyone else pairs off, and Lee Anne and Malarkey are left… uh oh. After a quick visit to the “iconic Disney concert hall” (wonder if it leaks as much as Gehry’s other buildings”) we cut to the teams riding across town to Whole Foods, everyone excitedly discussing their plans for the food, except Lee Anne and Malarkey – they sit in awkward silence.
Once at Whole Foods Lee Anne immediately reveals herself as the villain of the episode – she asks a Whole Foods worker where the ahnn-deve is. He corrects her pronunciation – En-DIVE? he says – over there. Lee Anne proceeds to continue calling in ahnn-deve, much to my annoyance. Groceries in hand, the teams head over to Otium to get cooking.
Side note: did anyone else get a commercial for dry shampoo at this point on bravo.com which touted the benefits of dry shampoo in a water shortage? Guess we’re at the profiteering stage of the climate crisis.
The chefs cook – Lee Anne and Malarkey continue to argue. Everyone’s food seem good, but some highlight their two tastes better than other. Fast forward to judges table – in a surprise twist the team that hates each other – Lee Anne and Malarkey are in the top two, while the dynamic duo that jumped for each other – Karen and Nini - are eliminated. They appear defeated and want nothing more than to go home for a nap – but no, Tom says, the fun has just begun, their chance at Last Chance Kitchen starts now! Duh duh duh.
After about 10 confessionals where she’s just repeating “I am so tired”, Karen edges out Nini in Last Chance Kitchen and returns to the show.
After 6 weeks, here are the current standings. This counts everyone’s earned Episode Scores and projects Ranking Scores based on who’s been eliminated.
| Current Standing | Team | Members | Projected Final Score | Total Episode Points | Final Ranking Points Lost | Scaled Episode Points | Scaled Final Ranking Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) | Maddy Kornhauser | 0.78 | 305 | 24 | 0.97 | 0.60 |
| 2nd | Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) | Janet Xu | 0.76 | 294 | 24 | 0.91 | 0.60 |
| 3rd | Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | 0.70 | 198 | 14 | 0.40 | 1.00 |
| 4th | The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) | Tobin Stuff | 0.66 | 311 | 31 | 1.00 | 0.32 |
| 5th | Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) | Claire Jaffe | 0.62 | 221 | 21 | 0.52 | 0.72 |
| 6th | Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) | Sarah Mandell | 0.60 | 243 | 25 | 0.64 | 0.56 |
| 7th | Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) | Elsa Voytas | 0.57 | 150 | 14 | 0.15 | 1.00 |
| 8th | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) | Eugene Chong | 0.55 | 232 | 26 | 0.58 | 0.52 |
| 9th | Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) | Katya Myagkova | 0.52 | 207 | 24 | 0.45 | 0.60 |
| 10th | Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | 0.50 | 233 | 29 | 0.59 | 0.40 |
| 11th | The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) | Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | 0.50 | 205 | 25 | 0.44 | 0.56 |
| 12th | Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) | Chris Issa | 0.48 | 211 | 27 | 0.47 | 0.48 |
| 13th | NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) | Sherry Cao | 0.48 | 161 | 20 | 0.21 | 0.76 |
| 14th | High Steaks (Emma Dries) | Emma Dries | 0.44 | 248 | 34 | 0.67 | 0.20 |
| 15th | Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) | Gracie Himmelstein | 0.44 | 213 | 29 | 0.48 | 0.40 |
| 16th | Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) | Jackie Weidman | 0.42 | 191 | 27 | 0.37 | 0.48 |
| 17th | Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) | Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | 0.42 | 189 | 27 | 0.35 | 0.48 |
| 18th | Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) | Divya Khandke | 0.40 | 241 | 35 | 0.63 | 0.16 |
| 19th | Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) | Kate Dries | 0.40 | 181 | 27 | 0.31 | 0.48 |
| 20th | Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) | Tiffany Hudson / Steven | 0.37 | 232 | 35 | 0.58 | 0.16 |
| 21st | G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) | Ada Rustow | 0.34 | 203 | 33 | 0.43 | 0.24 |
| 22nd | Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) | Amie Patel | 0.32 | 155 | 27 | 0.17 | 0.48 |
| 23rd | Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) | Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | 0.26 | 137 | 28 | 0.08 | 0.44 |
| 24th | Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) | Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | 0.00 | 122 | 39 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
Winner: Gregory!
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Honorable Mentions: Nini and Melissa
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Winning Dishes
Winner: Melissa and Kevin
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Honorable Mentions: Lee Anne and Malarkey
👨🍳 🥈
Eliminated: Nini
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Winning Dishes
Losing Dish
The top 3 scorers in points for this episode are It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser), The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff), and Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu).
Here are the overall standings in Episode Score after the Week 6.
We won’t know the final Ranking Scores until the season is over, but we can get a sense of how people are doing based on where they ranked contestants that have already been eliminated (notwithstanding possible Last Chance Kitchen comebacks).
Here’s where things stand currently.
Lastly, here’s a look at how everyone’s team is doing after Week 6.
| Team | Members | First Place | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Last Place |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) |
Tiffany Hudson / Steven | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Jamie Lynch | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Stephanie Cmar | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz |
|
Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) |
Janet Xu | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) |
Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll |
| Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa |
|
Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) |
Elsa Voytas | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto |
|
G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) |
Ada Rustow | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Brian Malarkey |
|
High Steaks (Emma Dries) |
Emma Dries | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) |
Sarah Mandell | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey |
|
It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) |
Maddy Kornhauser | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
| Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | Joe Sasto | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll |
|
Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) |
Katya Myagkova | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Kevin Gillespie | Jamie Lynch |
|
Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) |
Kate Dries | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey | Jennifer Carroll |
|
NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) |
Sherry Cao | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes | Stephanie Cmar | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey |
|
Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) |
Divya Khandke | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
|
Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) |
Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Eric Adjepong | Joe Sasto | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) |
Chris Issa | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Kevin Gillespie | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Jamie Lynch | Melissa King |
|
Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) |
Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Angelo Sosa | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey |
|
Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) |
Claire Jaffe | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Stephanie Cmar | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie |
|
The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) |
Tobin Stuff | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen |
|
The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) |
Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) |
Gracie Himmelstein | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll |
|
Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) |
Amie Patel | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Jamie Lynch | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie |
|
Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) |
Jackie Weidman | Jennifer Carroll | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong |
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Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) |
Eugene Chong | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
(courtesy of Janet)
This was the Shark Tank mash-up episode where the cheftestants had to pitch restaurant concepts. Some notable points: Steph wins a taco quickfire guest judged by Danny Trejo and gains immunity. She leans into this hard, sitting around the house pondering, “what is a moodboard?” while the rest of her competitors furiously gluestick paper cutouts to posters as if they were eighth-graders and not world-class professional chefs. She leans into this so hard that the Elimination Challenge guest judges (Stephanie Izard and some VC dude they probably got because they couldn’t actually get one of the Shark Tank people) joke that she should have just called her no-concept restaurant “Immunity”. Bryan Voltaggio, the fancy dad who managed to cut batonnets out of avocados in the quickfire challenge with only a machete, pitched an “everyday” and “casual” restaurant that would serve shellfish for about 50-65 bucks per meal. Malarkey successfully trolled the judges by proposing a Shrek-themed restaurant designed to “entice the Millennials”.
But alas, the most notable event was definitely Eric going home for his Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade inspired concept (again! That’s what he went home for in his original season), losing to Kevin’s Southern “spice trade inspired” restaurant and Gregory’s “elevated” Haitian menu. So… the judges decided that the rumination on slavery and diaspora was too “muddled” of a concept but the celebration of cuisines that slavery enabled are clear and palatable. I mean, you cannot make this sh*t up!
To be fair, Eric’s food did not great. Poor guy got in his head. His departure leaves Voltaggio and Kevin fighting for Top Wife Guy.
After 7 weeks, here are the current standings. This counts everyone’s earned Episode Scores and projects Ranking Scores based on who’s been eliminated.
| Current Standing | Team | Members | Projected Final Score | Total Episode Points | Final Ranking Points Lost | Scaled Episode Points | Scaled Final Ranking Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) | Maddy Kornhauser | 0.72 | 363 | 30 | 0.96 | 0.48 |
| 2nd | Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | 0.72 | 266 | 18 | 0.53 | 0.90 |
| 3rd | Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) | Janet Xu | 0.71 | 348 | 29 | 0.90 | 0.52 |
| 4th | The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) | Tobin Stuff | 0.62 | 371 | 37 | 1.00 | 0.24 |
| 5th | Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) | Elsa Voytas | 0.62 | 200 | 15 | 0.23 | 1.00 |
| 6th | Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) | Sarah Mandell | 0.61 | 297 | 28 | 0.67 | 0.55 |
| 7th | Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) | Katya Myagkova | 0.58 | 260 | 25 | 0.50 | 0.66 |
| 8th | Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) | Claire Jaffe | 0.57 | 267 | 26 | 0.53 | 0.62 |
| 9th | The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) | Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | 0.54 | 250 | 26 | 0.45 | 0.62 |
| 10th | Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) | Chris Issa | 0.53 | 269 | 29 | 0.54 | 0.52 |
| 11th | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) | Eugene Chong | 0.51 | 269 | 30 | 0.54 | 0.48 |
| 12th | Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | 0.50 | 295 | 34 | 0.66 | 0.34 |
| 13th | Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) | Tiffany Hudson / Steven | 0.46 | 290 | 36 | 0.64 | 0.28 |
| 14th | Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) | Divya Khandke | 0.38 | 283 | 39 | 0.60 | 0.17 |
| 15th | Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) | Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | 0.38 | 231 | 33 | 0.37 | 0.38 |
| 16th | Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) | Gracie Himmelstein | 0.37 | 259 | 37 | 0.50 | 0.24 |
| 17th | Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) | Jackie Weidman | 0.37 | 228 | 33 | 0.36 | 0.38 |
| 18th | High Steaks (Emma Dries) | Emma Dries | 0.35 | 288 | 42 | 0.63 | 0.07 |
| 19th | NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) | Sherry Cao | 0.34 | 178 | 28 | 0.13 | 0.55 |
| 20th | Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) | Kate Dries | 0.31 | 215 | 35 | 0.30 | 0.31 |
| 21st | G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) | Ada Rustow | 0.29 | 232 | 38 | 0.37 | 0.21 |
| 22nd | Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) | Amie Patel | 0.26 | 179 | 33 | 0.14 | 0.38 |
| 23rd | Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) | Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | 0.17 | 156 | 35 | 0.03 | 0.31 |
| 24th | Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) | Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | 0.00 | 149 | 44 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
Winner: Stephanie
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Honorable Mentions: Lee Anne and Karen
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Winning Dishes
Winner: Gregory and Kevin
👨🍳 🏆
Honorable Mentions: Malarkey and Melissa
👩🍳 🥈
Eliminated: Eric
☠️
Winning Dishes
Losing Dishes
The top 3 scorers in points for this episode are Churn Up, Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi, and The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff).
Here are the overall standings in Episode Score after the Week 7.
We won’t know the final Ranking Scores until the season is over, but we can get a sense of how people are doing based on where they ranked contestants that have already been eliminated (notwithstanding possible Last Chance Kitchen comebacks).
Here’s where things stand currently.
Lastly, here’s a look at how everyone’s team is doing after Week 7.
| Team | Members | First Place | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Last Place |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) |
Tiffany Hudson / Steven | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Jamie Lynch | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Stephanie Cmar | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz |
|
Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) |
Janet Xu | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) |
Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll |
| Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa |
|
Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) |
Elsa Voytas | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto |
|
G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) |
Ada Rustow | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Brian Malarkey |
|
High Steaks (Emma Dries) |
Emma Dries | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) |
Sarah Mandell | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey |
|
It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) |
Maddy Kornhauser | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
| Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | Joe Sasto | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll |
|
Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) |
Katya Myagkova | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Kevin Gillespie | Jamie Lynch |
|
Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) |
Kate Dries | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey | Jennifer Carroll |
|
NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) |
Sherry Cao | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes | Stephanie Cmar | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey |
|
Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) |
Divya Khandke | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
|
Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) |
Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Eric Adjepong | Joe Sasto | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) |
Chris Issa | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Kevin Gillespie | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Jamie Lynch | Melissa King |
|
Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) |
Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Angelo Sosa | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey |
|
Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) |
Claire Jaffe | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Stephanie Cmar | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie |
|
The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) |
Tobin Stuff | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen |
|
The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) |
Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) |
Gracie Himmelstein | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll |
|
Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) |
Amie Patel | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Jamie Lynch | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie |
|
Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) |
Jackie Weidman | Jennifer Carroll | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong |
|
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) |
Eugene Chong | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
(courtesy of Janet)
Restaurant Wars:
Kevin, the captain of Country Captain, goes down with his ship. (This makes Bryan Voltaggio Top Wife Guy by default)
After 8 weeks, here are the current standings. This counts everyone’s earned Episode Scores and projects Ranking Scores based on who’s been eliminated.
| Current Standing | Team | Members | Projected Final Score | Total Episode Points | Final Ranking Points Lost | Scaled Episode Points | Scaled Final Ranking Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | 0.78 | 332 | 19 | 0.64 | 0.93 |
| 2nd | It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) | Maddy Kornhauser | 0.72 | 413 | 33 | 1.00 | 0.45 |
| 3rd | Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) | Janet Xu | 0.67 | 382 | 32 | 0.86 | 0.48 |
| 4th | Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) | Elsa Voytas | 0.67 | 264 | 17 | 0.34 | 1.00 |
| 5th | Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) | Sarah Mandell | 0.62 | 335 | 29 | 0.65 | 0.59 |
| 6th | Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) | Katya Myagkova | 0.54 | 313 | 31 | 0.56 | 0.52 |
| 7th | The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) | Tobin Stuff | 0.53 | 405 | 43 | 0.96 | 0.10 |
| 8th | Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) | Chris Issa | 0.53 | 319 | 32 | 0.58 | 0.48 |
| 9th | The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) | Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | 0.52 | 311 | 32 | 0.55 | 0.48 |
| 10th | Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) | Claire Jaffe | 0.50 | 313 | 33 | 0.56 | 0.45 |
| 11th | Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | 0.45 | 345 | 40 | 0.70 | 0.21 |
| 12th | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) | Eugene Chong | 0.44 | 306 | 36 | 0.53 | 0.34 |
| 13th | Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) | Tiffany Hudson / Steven | 0.38 | 334 | 43 | 0.65 | 0.10 |
| 14th | Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) | Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | 0.38 | 273 | 35 | 0.38 | 0.38 |
| 15th | Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) | Gracie Himmelstein | 0.36 | 289 | 38 | 0.45 | 0.28 |
| 16th | Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) | Jackie Weidman | 0.36 | 251 | 33 | 0.28 | 0.45 |
| 17th | NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) | Sherry Cao | 0.34 | 213 | 30 | 0.12 | 0.55 |
| 18th | High Steaks (Emma Dries) | Emma Dries | 0.30 | 310 | 44 | 0.54 | 0.07 |
| 19th | Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) | Divya Khandke | 0.30 | 303 | 43 | 0.51 | 0.10 |
| 20th | Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) | Kate Dries | 0.28 | 267 | 40 | 0.35 | 0.21 |
| 21st | G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) | Ada Rustow | 0.26 | 273 | 42 | 0.38 | 0.14 |
| 22nd | Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) | Amie Patel | 0.14 | 203 | 40 | 0.07 | 0.21 |
| 23rd | Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) | Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | 0.09 | 187 | 41 | 0.00 | 0.17 |
| 24th | Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) | Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | 0.00 | 190 | 46 | 0.01 | 0.00 |
Winner: Kann (Gregory, Malarkey, Lee Anne, and Stephanie)
👨🍳 🏆
Eliminated: Kevin
☠️
De Facto Top Wife Guy: Bryan Voltaggio
🙇♀️
The top 3 scorers in points for this episode are Churn Up, Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas), and The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon).
Here are the overall standings in Episode Score after the Week 8.
We won’t know the final Ranking Scores until the season is over, but we can get a sense of how people are doing based on where they ranked contestants that have already been eliminated (notwithstanding possible Last Chance Kitchen comebacks).
Here’s where things stand currently.
Lastly, here’s a look at how everyone’s team is doing after Week 8.
| Team | Members | First Place | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Last Place |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) |
Tiffany Hudson / Steven | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Jamie Lynch | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Stephanie Cmar | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz |
|
Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) |
Janet Xu | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) |
Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll |
| Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa |
|
Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) |
Elsa Voytas | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto |
|
G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) |
Ada Rustow | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Brian Malarkey |
|
High Steaks (Emma Dries) |
Emma Dries | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) |
Sarah Mandell | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey |
|
It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) |
Maddy Kornhauser | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
| Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | Joe Sasto | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll |
|
Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) |
Katya Myagkova | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Kevin Gillespie | Jamie Lynch |
|
Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) |
Kate Dries | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey | Jennifer Carroll |
|
NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) |
Sherry Cao | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes | Stephanie Cmar | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey |
|
Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) |
Divya Khandke | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
|
Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) |
Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Eric Adjepong | Joe Sasto | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) |
Chris Issa | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Kevin Gillespie | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Jamie Lynch | Melissa King |
|
Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) |
Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Angelo Sosa | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey |
|
Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) |
Claire Jaffe | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Stephanie Cmar | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie |
|
The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) |
Tobin Stuff | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen |
|
The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) |
Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) |
Gracie Himmelstein | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll |
|
Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) |
Amie Patel | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Jamie Lynch | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie |
|
Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) |
Jackie Weidman | Jennifer Carroll | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong |
|
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) |
Eugene Chong | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
(courtesy of Janet)
The cheftestants go camping. They made beans and brunch for moms. It should come as no surprise that resident Top Wife Guy Bryan Voltaggio won over the moms this win. Gregory did well with a fruit salad (“bitches love fruit salad”, according to Karen), but Melissa almost went home for a sad salad (no one likes romaine, according to me). She got to stay because Lee Anne accidentally steamed her clafoutis, which sounds like an euphemism for catching an STD, especially when you consider that Lee Anne won the Quickfire involving Bush’s beans.
After 9 weeks, here are the current standings. This counts everyone’s earned Episode Scores and projects Ranking Scores based on who’s been eliminated.
| Current Standing | Team | Members | Projected Final Score | Total Episode Points | Final Ranking Points Lost | Scaled Episode Points | Scaled Final Ranking Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | 0.74 | 371 | 25 | 0.72 | 0.77 |
| 2nd | Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) | Elsa Voytas | 0.73 | 314 | 18 | 0.46 | 1.00 |
| 3rd | Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) | Janet Xu | 0.68 | 419 | 35 | 0.94 | 0.43 |
| 4th | It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) | Maddy Kornhauser | 0.66 | 422 | 37 | 0.95 | 0.37 |
| 5th | Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) | Sarah Mandell | 0.62 | 376 | 33 | 0.75 | 0.50 |
| 6th | Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) | Chris Issa | 0.58 | 358 | 33 | 0.66 | 0.50 |
| 7th | Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) | Katya Myagkova | 0.55 | 352 | 34 | 0.64 | 0.47 |
| 8th | The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) | Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | 0.54 | 354 | 35 | 0.65 | 0.43 |
| 9th | The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) | Tobin Stuff | 0.52 | 432 | 47 | 1.00 | 0.03 |
| 10th | Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) | Claire Jaffe | 0.52 | 348 | 35 | 0.62 | 0.43 |
| 11th | Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | 0.50 | 382 | 41 | 0.77 | 0.23 |
| 12th | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) | Eugene Chong | 0.44 | 342 | 39 | 0.59 | 0.30 |
| 13th | Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) | Tiffany Hudson / Steven | 0.42 | 370 | 44 | 0.72 | 0.13 |
| 14th | Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) | Gracie Himmelstein | 0.38 | 323 | 40 | 0.50 | 0.27 |
| 15th | Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) | Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | 0.38 | 320 | 40 | 0.49 | 0.27 |
| 16th | NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) | Sherry Cao | 0.32 | 257 | 35 | 0.20 | 0.43 |
| 17th | High Steaks (Emma Dries) | Emma Dries | 0.30 | 337 | 47 | 0.57 | 0.03 |
| 18th | Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) | Jackie Weidman | 0.28 | 285 | 41 | 0.33 | 0.23 |
| 19th | Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) | Divya Khandke | 0.27 | 331 | 48 | 0.54 | 0.00 |
| 20th | Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) | Kate Dries | 0.27 | 308 | 45 | 0.44 | 0.10 |
| 21st | G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) | Ada Rustow | 0.25 | 284 | 43 | 0.33 | 0.17 |
| 22nd | Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) | Amie Patel | 0.14 | 229 | 42 | 0.08 | 0.20 |
| 23rd | Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) | Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | 0.10 | 213 | 42 | 0.00 | 0.20 |
| 24th | Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) | Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | 0.00 | 212 | 48 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
Winner: Lee Anne
🔥 🏆
Honorable Mentions: Karen and Gregory
🔥 🥈
Winning Dishes
Winner: Bryan Voltaggio
👨🍳 🏆
Honorable Mentions: Karen and Gregory
🔥 🥈
Eliminated: Lee Anne
☠️
Winning Dishes
Losing Dishes
The top 3 scorers in points for this episode are Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas), Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum), and NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao).
Here are the overall standings in Episode Score after the Week 9.
We won’t know the final Ranking Scores until the season is over, but we can get a sense of how people are doing based on where they ranked contestants that have already been eliminated (notwithstanding possible Last Chance Kitchen comebacks).
Here’s where things stand currently.
Lastly, here’s a look at how everyone’s team is doing after Week 9.
| Team | Members | First Place | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Last Place |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) |
Tiffany Hudson / Steven | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Jamie Lynch | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Stephanie Cmar | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz |
|
Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) |
Janet Xu | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) |
Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll |
| Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa |
|
Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) |
Elsa Voytas | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto |
|
G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) |
Ada Rustow | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Brian Malarkey |
|
High Steaks (Emma Dries) |
Emma Dries | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) |
Sarah Mandell | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey |
|
It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) |
Maddy Kornhauser | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
| Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | Joe Sasto | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll |
|
Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) |
Katya Myagkova | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Kevin Gillespie | Jamie Lynch |
|
Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) |
Kate Dries | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey | Jennifer Carroll |
|
NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) |
Sherry Cao | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes | Stephanie Cmar | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey |
|
Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) |
Divya Khandke | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
|
Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) |
Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Eric Adjepong | Joe Sasto | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) |
Chris Issa | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Kevin Gillespie | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Jamie Lynch | Melissa King |
|
Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) |
Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Angelo Sosa | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey |
|
Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) |
Claire Jaffe | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Stephanie Cmar | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie |
|
The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) |
Tobin Stuff | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen |
|
The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) |
Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) |
Gracie Himmelstein | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll |
|
Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) |
Amie Patel | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Jamie Lynch | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie |
|
Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) |
Jackie Weidman | Jennifer Carroll | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong |
|
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) |
Eugene Chong | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
(courtesy of Janet)
Remember a time when the Olympics were happening? Yeah, I don’t either. Stephanie’s winning dessert this week gets her two tickets to the Tokyo Games, which sadly has gone the same way as Trollz World Tour (cancelled). This week’s kaiseki Elimination Challenge showed us that none of the cheftestants could pass for Japanese chefs and that Olympic athletes do not really know what Japanese food is supposed to taste like. Karen disrespected the duck with some poor knife cuts, so she must go home now. No one plated mountain, river, and valley.
In a scintillating two-part Last Chance Kitchen, Karen went head to head with Kevin, the reigning LCK champion. Kevin eked out the win, and then had to go head to head with three of the remaining Cheftestants for a chance to come back to the competition. Kevin beat Malarkey, then lost to Voltaggio. Gregory volunteered as tribute for the last round and lost, which means that Kevin is now back in the running for Top Wife Guy.
After 10 weeks, here are the current standings. This counts everyone’s earned Episode Scores and projects Ranking Scores based on who’s been eliminated.
| Current Standing | Team | Members | Projected Final Score | Total Episode Points | Final Ranking Points Lost | Scaled Episode Points | Scaled Final Ranking Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | 0.81 | 411 | 27 | 0.81 | 0.81 |
| 2nd | Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) | Janet Xu | 0.74 | 435 | 37 | 0.93 | 0.54 |
| 3rd | Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) | Elsa Voytas | 0.74 | 347 | 20 | 0.49 | 1.00 |
| 4th | The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) | Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | 0.66 | 397 | 36 | 0.74 | 0.57 |
| 5th | Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) | Katya Myagkova | 0.64 | 391 | 36 | 0.71 | 0.57 |
| 6th | It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) | Maddy Kornhauser | 0.63 | 440 | 46 | 0.96 | 0.30 |
| 7th | Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) | Sarah Mandell | 0.62 | 387 | 37 | 0.69 | 0.54 |
| 8th | Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) | Chris Issa | 0.62 | 384 | 36 | 0.68 | 0.57 |
| 9th | Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) | Claire Jaffe | 0.60 | 388 | 39 | 0.70 | 0.49 |
| 10th | Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | 0.57 | 403 | 43 | 0.77 | 0.38 |
| 11th | The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) | Tobin Stuff | 0.54 | 448 | 54 | 1.00 | 0.08 |
| 12th | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) | Eugene Chong | 0.53 | 379 | 42 | 0.65 | 0.41 |
| 13th | Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) | Gracie Himmelstein | 0.43 | 329 | 40 | 0.40 | 0.46 |
| 14th | Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) | Tiffany Hudson / Steven | 0.37 | 375 | 53 | 0.63 | 0.11 |
| 15th | Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) | Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | 0.36 | 329 | 45 | 0.40 | 0.32 |
| 16th | NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) | Sherry Cao | 0.36 | 274 | 35 | 0.13 | 0.59 |
| 17th | Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) | Kate Dries | 0.34 | 336 | 48 | 0.44 | 0.24 |
| 18th | G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) | Ada Rustow | 0.32 | 298 | 43 | 0.25 | 0.38 |
| 19th | Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) | Jackie Weidman | 0.32 | 293 | 42 | 0.22 | 0.41 |
| 20th | High Steaks (Emma Dries) | Emma Dries | 0.30 | 347 | 53 | 0.49 | 0.11 |
| 21st | Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) | Divya Khandke | 0.24 | 342 | 57 | 0.47 | 0.00 |
| 22nd | Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) | Amie Patel | 0.19 | 277 | 48 | 0.14 | 0.24 |
| 23rd | Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) | Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | 0.14 | 249 | 47 | 0.00 | 0.27 |
| 24th | Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) | Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | 0.07 | 260 | 54 | 0.06 | 0.08 |
Winner: Melissa
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Honorable Mentions: Malarkey
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Winning Dishes
Winner: Stephanie Cmar
👩🍳 🏆
Honorable Mentions: Bryan Volttagio
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Eliminated: Karen Akunowicz
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Winning Dishes
Losing Dish
The top 3 scorers in points for this episode are Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas), Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum), and NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao).
Here are the overall standings in Episode Score after the Week 10.
We won’t know the final Ranking Scores until the season is over, but we can get a sense of how people are doing based on where they ranked contestants that have already been eliminated (notwithstanding possible Last Chance Kitchen comebacks).
Here’s where things stand currently.
Lastly, here’s a look at how everyone’s team is doing after Week 10.
| Team | Members | First Place | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Last Place |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Beets by Dre (Tiffany Hudson / Steven) |
Tiffany Hudson / Steven | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Jamie Lynch | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Stephanie Cmar | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz |
|
Bitch Better Have My Honey (Janet Xu) |
Janet Xu | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Chips Don’t Lie (Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu) |
Jia Yuan / Joyce Liu | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll |
| Churn Up | Natasha Tabachnikoff | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa |
|
Dead Meat (Elsa Voytas) |
Elsa Voytas | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto |
|
G-Ada at Home (Ada Rustow) |
Ada Rustow | Lisa Fernandes | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Gregory Gourdet | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Brian Malarkey |
|
High Steaks (Emma Dries) |
Emma Dries | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Jennifer Carroll | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong | Angelo Sosa | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Idiot Sandwich (Sarah Mandell) |
Sarah Mandell | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Eric Adjepong | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen | Lee Anne Wong | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey |
|
It’s Fucking RAW! (Maddy Kornhauser) |
Maddy Kornhauser | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Jennifer Carroll | Kevin Gillespie | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
| Jackson “Eddie” Fratesi | Jackson Fratesi | Joe Sasto | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Eric Adjepong | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Angelo Sosa | Brian Malarkey | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll |
|
Let the Beet Drop (Katya Myagkova) |
Katya Myagkova | Gregory Gourdet | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Eric Adjepong | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Kevin Gillespie | Jamie Lynch |
|
Martha Chewart (Kate Dries) |
Kate Dries | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey | Jennifer Carroll |
|
NiNi Leeks (Sherry Cao) |
Sherry Cao | Eric Adjepong | Lee Anne Wong | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Jennifer Carroll | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes | Stephanie Cmar | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey |
|
Padma Wannabe (Divya Khandke) |
Divya Khandke | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Bryan Voltaggio | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz |
|
Quarantine? I Thought You Said Florentine! (Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum) |
Hilary Clifford / Sam Blobaum | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Eric Adjepong | Joe Sasto | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Gregory Gourdet | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Jennifer Carroll | Karen Akunowicz | Brian Malarkey | Melissa King | Jamie Lynch | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Screaming 4 Acid (Hosea Fucking Sucks) (Chris Issa) |
Chris Issa | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Jennifer Carroll | Angelo Sosa | Kevin Gillespie | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Nini Nguyen | Eric Adjepong | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Jamie Lynch | Melissa King |
|
Spice, Spice Baby! (Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen) |
Jane Christen / Kelsey Edelen | Jennifer Carroll | Eric Adjepong | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Angelo Sosa | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie | Brian Malarkey |
|
Take Me to Flavor Town (Claire Jaffe) |
Claire Jaffe | Gregory Gourdet | Bryan Voltaggio | Stephanie Cmar | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Karen Akunowicz | Jennifer Carroll | Brian Malarkey | Lisa Fernandes | Jamie Lynch | Kevin Gillespie |
|
The Gouda Lyfe (Tobin Stuff) |
Tobin Stuff | Gregory Gourdet | Kevin Gillespie | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Bryan Voltaggio | Lisa Fernandes | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Brian Malarkey | Karen Akunowicz | Stephanie Cmar | Nini Nguyen |
|
The IncrEDIBLES (Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon) |
Emily Blanton / Stephen Dillon | Joe Sasto | Melissa King | Bryan Voltaggio | Lee Anne Wong | Stephanie Cmar | Gregory Gourdet | Karen Akunowicz | Eric Adjepong | Brian Malarkey | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Nini Nguyen | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
|
Tom Bready (Gracie Himmelstein) |
Gracie Himmelstein | Eric Adjepong | Gregory Gourdet | Nini Nguyen | Bryan Voltaggio | Joe Sasto | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Angelo Sosa | Lee Anne Wong | Melissa King | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Jamie Lynch | Jennifer Carroll |
|
Top Shelf Curry (Amie Patel) |
Amie Patel | Stephanie Cmar | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Melissa King | Nini Nguyen | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jennifer Carroll | Lee Anne Wong | Gregory Gourdet | Jamie Lynch | Karen Akunowicz | Lisa Fernandes | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie |
|
Unlimited Breadsticks (Jackie Weidman) |
Jackie Weidman | Jennifer Carroll | Bryan Voltaggio | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Gregory Gourdet | Lisa Fernandes | Karen Akunowicz | Kevin Gillespie | Melissa King | Brian Malarkey | Stephanie Cmar | Joe Sasto | Angelo Sosa | Jamie Lynch | Lee Anne Wong |
|
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Gurt (Eugene Chong) |
Eugene Chong | Bryan Voltaggio | Gregory Gourdet | Melissa King | Joe Sasto | Eric Adjepong | Nini Nguyen | Angelo Sosa | Stephanie Cmar | Karen Akunowicz | Lee Anne Wong | Jennifer Carroll | Jamie Lynch | Brian Malarkey | Kevin Gillespie | Lisa Fernandes |
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You can find episodes of Last Chance Kitchen on YouTube (scroll to the bottom).
Bios for each chef can be found here.
Thank you to [/@lynnandtonic](https://twitter.com/lynnandtonic “Lynn Fisher”) for the headshots!
| Name | Headshot | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Eric Adjepong | ☠️ | |
| Karen Akunowicz | ☠️ | |
| Jennifer Carroll | ☠️ | |
| Stephanie Cmar | 👨🍳 | |
| Lisa Fernandes | ☠️ | |
| Kevin Gillespie | 👩🍳 | |
| Gregory Gourdet | 👩🍳 | |
| Melissa King | 👩🍳 | |
| Jamie Lynch | ☠️ | |
| Brian Malarkey | 👨🍳 | |
| Nini Nguyen | ☠️ | |
| Joe Sasto | ☠️ | |
| Angelo Sosa | ☠️ | |
| Bryan Voltaggio | 👨🍳 | |
| Lee Anne Wong | ☠️ |
Scoring: The goal of the season is to have the highest Final Score. 2nd place gets /$15, and the winner gets /$105 (24 total players!). Your score will have two parts, each weighted equally:
If there is no one winner specified in a team challenge, everyone receives honorable mention points.
Example: I rank Eric as 2nd overall and Jenn as 3rd overall. Eric wins the quickfire and Jenn is on top in the elimination challenge. I get 9 points from Eric (11 - 2) and 12 points from Jenn ((9 - 3) * 2).
At the end, we’ll scale everyone’s points (see below) for the two scores. Your final score will be the average of the two.
Everyone’s paid!
| Players | Paid |
|---|---|
| Jackson | Yes |
| Natasha | Yes |
| Sarah | Yes |
| Janet | Yes |
| Jackie | Yes |
| Kate | Yes |
| Claire | Yes |
| Tobin | Yes |
| Emma | Yes |
| Amie | Yes |
| Eugene | Yes |
| Emily / Stephen | Yes |
| Sherry | Yes |
| Jane / Kelsey | Yes |
| Katya | Yes |
| Chris | Yes |
| Jia / Joyce | Yes |
| Hilary / Sam | Yes |
| Elsa | Yes |
| Gracie | Yes |
| Ada | Yes |
| Tiffany / Steven | Yes |
| Divya | Yes |
| Maddy | Yes |